Me on Queer Eye
Antoni: Can you??? Eat a normal amount of calories?? I swear you bette- STOP READING THAT NUTRITION LABEL
Tan: I don’t understand. You have great fashion taste but you don’t wear any of it. No, I don’t care that you think it doesn’t look good on you but it looks good on everyone else-
Bobby: what is this??? Am I in your room or a hobbit hole? Alright time to remodel EVERYTHING.
Karamo: STOP *SMACK* ONLY *SMACK* SPEAKING *SMACK* IN *SMACK* SELF *SMACK* DEPRECIATING *SMACK* HUMOR
Jonathan: Your hair and skin are nice and all but they would be so much better if you would get up and do some skin care. Stop being lazy!